Antique Oil Lamps
Ohhhhh Noooooo????
A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the secretary. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Poof! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the paralegal. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.
“You’re next,” the Genie says to the partner.
The partner says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
haha! very funny! good one!
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Maxi-Matic EPM-450 Elite Tabletop Old-Fashioned 4-Ounce Kettle Popcorn Popper Machine $140.19 Family and friends can enjoy traditional hot oil kettle popcorn with elite’s classic style tabletop popcorn popper. Features include a 4-ounce stainless steel kettle with built in stirring system, plexi-glass windows and door and warming light to keep popcorn hot. Makes up to 1-1/2-gallon of popcorn per batch…. |
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Movie Classics $14.95 BRIGHT DOUBLE NEON CLOCKS with a color neon tube on the outside and a white neon color tube in the inside, with tin sign advertisement inside! Chrome finish metal case, 12v adapter included and the clock is battery operated. (Battery not included) Good for Kids room, Recreation rooms, Restaurants, Diners, Bars, Game rooms, Garages and anyplace in the home! Available colors: Red, Blue, Orange, Gree… |
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LAMPLIGHT FARMS 6045 ULTRA-PURE LAMP OIL 32OZ-CLEAR $7.99 Ultra-Pure Candle and Lamp Liquid is absolutely the finest liquid wax available anywhere at any price, produced only by Lamplight. This liquid may be used as a fuel for liquid candles and liquid lamps…. |
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Hardware House 543744 Berkshire 12-Inch by 5-1/4-Inch Ceiling Lighting Fixture, Oil-Rubbed Bronze $18.95 Finish:Oil Rubbed Bronze, Light Bulb:(5)60w A19 Med F Incand Hardware House LLC offers many high quality products and our standards are high and have to meet or exceed other leading brands in laboratory tests…. |
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Hardware House 543769 Berkshire 14-1/2-Inch by 10-Inch Ceiling Light Fixture, Oil Rubbed Bronze $30.17 Sophisticated and coordinated, the Hardware House Berkshire Lighting Collection brings style and elegance to your home. With lights made of warm amber-colored glass, and hardware brushed with an oil-rubbed bronze finish, Berkshire fixtures are versatile enough to complement both classic and modern furnishings. And because all necessary mounting hardware is included with each fixture, installation … |
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6932 – Crystorama – 6932 > Wall Lamps $250 Antique Brass Sconce Accented with Hand Embroidered Shades |
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4051/1 – ELK Lighting – 4051/1 > Table Lamps $142.2 1 LIGHT TABLE LAMP IN ANTIQUE WHITE |
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LL663-AB – House of Troy – LL663-AB > Swing Arm Lamps $180 Decrorative Wall Swing Lamp Antique Brass |
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P14-201-AB – House of Troy – P14-201-AB > Desk And Piano Lamps $222 14″ Antique Brass Piano/Desk LampHeight Adjustable to 14″Base: 6″ SquareBulb: Two 40 or 60 Watt T1014″ ShadeSwitch on Base |
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P14-202-AB – House of Troy – P14-202-AB > Desk And Piano Lamps $222 14″ Antique Brass Piano/Desk LampHeight Adjustable to 13″ Base: 5″ SquareBulb: Two 40 or 60 Watt T1014″ ShadeSwitch on Base |
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P10-111-71 – House of Troy – P10-111-71 > Desk And Piano Lamps $188 10″ Antique Brass Piano/Desk LampHeight Adjustable to 14″Base: 5 3/4″ OctagonBulb: One 40 or 60 Watt T1010″ ShadeSwitch on Shade |